Awesome dog quotes

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love.  For me they are the role model for being alive.  ~Gilda Radner

We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults.  Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.  ~George Eliot

Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.  ~Franklin P. Jones

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.  ~Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.  ~Author Unknown

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.  ~Will Rogers

The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.  ~Mme. de Staël

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.  ~Roger Caras

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.  ~Mark Twain, letter to W.D. Howells, 2 April 1899

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi human.  The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.  ~Edward Hoagland

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business.  A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.  ~Robert Brault

If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.  ~Author Unknown

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring – it was peace.  ~Milan Kundera

Children are for people who can’t have dogs.  ~Author Unknown

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay.  Come here, Stay.”  ~Steven Wright

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.  ~Rita Rudner

Labradors [are] lousy watchdogs.  They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning.  ~Norman Strung

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